mind of a model; body of a beast

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

The Infamous Middle Finger